The Light Lens: Slug fest
by T. Touris –
You suckers are going down! No one comes to my house and disrespects my plants.
You want a war? I’ll bring a world of hurt to you and your slimy friends.
Don’t even look at those pepper plants! Sniffing around my broccoli?
Maybe you’d like a little salt with that. Hee hee!
How about a beer chaser for those potato leaves?
Stay away from that cauliflower!
Wait… since when do you like onions?!
Please, leave my cucumbers out of this!
Stop! Not the squash. Show some mercy!
Uncle!
Winner by technical chew out: Arion hortensis