Light Lens: Popular nature show cancelled for 2018

by T. Touris –

The producers of the hit show Spring have announced the cancellation of the 2018 season.

“We tried to pull it off”, said the executive producer Flora Jarilo, “but the situation is just too dangerous and we can’t subject our cast to these conditions any longer.”

This peach tree showed us a publicity photo taken exactly one year ago and compared it to this year’s.  “How can I let my fans see me looking like this?! Makeup and special effects tried, but they just couldn’t get the snow clumps to look like blossoms”, she exclaimed.

The mood was glum on the set as the robins and other songbirds quietly packed up their nests. “We’re going back south to try and find some work. The worms aren’t dumb. They’re staying underground and we’re going to have hungry beaks to feed soon.”

Upset fans were launching a campaign to save the show and begging the show’s creators to at least produce a few episodes. “Too late”, said Jarilo. “The crew for Summer is setting up beginning in June and I don’t want to be around when those obnoxious mosquitoes and black flies move in.

We’ll be back next year.”