The Light Lens: Scary times
by T. Touris –
I recently heard of a birthday party invitation for a one year old that had a gift registry at Target.
I’m behind the times and I’ve got a lot of catching up to do. I don’t remember my first birthday, but I’m quite sure it didn’t involve a big haul of gifts. As I see it, I’ve been shortchanged. I’m running a severe junk deficit. Just imagine how big my house would be if I started collecting at age one like little Timmy.
So, In order to catch up, I’ve set up an Ebay registry for my Halloween celebration. A nice set of Ginsu steak knives would really come in handy for carving pumpkins. A sweet melon baller makes great fake eyeballs.
Sorry for the late start, I promise I won’t forget Columbus Day next year. Papa needs a new sleep number mattress.